Yellowstone Bison Gores Woman Who Refused To Delete Unflattering Photograph

Yellowstone National Park, WY—In an extraordinary turn of events, a bison at Yellowstone has captured the hearts and imaginations of people worldwide, becoming an unexpected champion in the fight against bad photography. The bison, now affectionately dubbed "Bull-bert" by his growing legion of online supporters, reportedly gored a woman after she refused to delete an unflattering photo of the majestic creature. The incident unfolded earlier this week when Jane Doe, a 34-year-old tourist from Illinois, was visiting Yellowstone on what was supposed to be a peaceful vacation. Armed with her camera, Jane was determined to capture the perfect shot of Yellowstone’s iconic wildlife. However, after multiple attempts to photograph Bull-bert, she found herself frustrated by what she described as the bison’s “uncooperative attitude” and “lack of photogenicity.”

Despite numerous warnings from park rangers to maintain a safe distance, Jane persisted in her pursuit. She reportedly muttered to herself and others nearby that Bull-bert “needed to pose like a real star” if he wanted to be featured on her social media. Ignoring the increasingly agitated body language of the bison, she edged closer and closer, snapping picture after picture, unsatisfied with the results. The situation escalated rapidly when Jane attempted to get within just a few feet of Bull-bert. Witnesses describe how the bison, clearly fed up with the incessant harassment, suddenly charged at Jane’s camera with remarkable speed and precision. In one swift motion, Bull-bert gored Jane's side, sending her sprawling to the ground and shattering her camera. Read more...